Success Mantra

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push" ... 🤣😂🤣

हमेशा खुश रहे मस्त रहें ।

*🙏एक ऐसा चुटकला जो चुटकला नहीं है , ज्ञान है* ।

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          एक  पर्यटक, ऐसे शहर मे आया जो शहर उधारी में डूबा हुआ था !

         पर्यटक ने रु. 500 का नोट होटल और रेस्टोरेंट के काउंटर पर रखा और कहा :-  मैं जा रहा हूँ , आपके होटेल के अंदर कमरा पसंद करने! 

     👉 होटल का मालिक फ़ौरन भागा घी वाले के पास 

और उसको रु. 500 देकर घी का हिसाब चुकता कर लिया !🤣

       👉 घी वाला भागा दूध वाले के पास और जाकर रु.  500 . देकर दूध का हिसाब पूरा करा लिया !😆😆

      👉 दूध वाला भागा गाय वाले के पास और गाय वाले को रु. 500. देकर दूध का हिसाब पूरा करा दिया !🤩🤩

     👉गाय वाला भागा चारे वाले के पास और चारे के खाते में रु. 500 कटवा आया ! 😉😉

     👉 चारे वाला गया उसी होटल पर ! वो वहां कभी कभी उधार में रेस्टोरेंट मे खाना खाता था। रु. 500 देके हिसाब चुकता किया !😅😅

     👉 पर्यटक वापस आया और यह कहकर अपना रु. 500 का नोट ले गया कि उसे कोई रूम पसंद नहीं आया !😜😜

न किसी ने कुछ लिया

न किसी ने कुछ दिया

सबका हिसाब चुकता !

*बताओ गड़बड़ कहाँ है ?*

कहीं गड़बड़ नहीं है बल्कि यह सभी की गलतफहमी है कि रुपये हमारे हैं।

खाली हाथ आये थे,

खाली हाथ ही जाना है।

विचार करें और जीवन का आनंद लें।

😄 हमेशा खुश रहे मस्त रहें । 

घर पर रहे  सुरक्षित रहे ।👏👏

Live To Express Yourself and Not To Impress Others

A Woman Walks Into A Butchery Shop Just Before Closing Time and Asks, "Do You Still Have Chicken?" The Butcher Opens His Deep Freezer, Takes Out His Only Chicken Left and Puts It On The weighing Scale, And It Weighs 1.5 kg. The Woman Looks At The Chicken and At The Scale And Asked, "Do You Have One That's a Bit Bigger Than This One?" The Butcher Puts His Only Chicken Back Into The Freezer, and Then Takes It Out Again, But This Time When He Puts It On The Scale; He Then Craftily Keeps His Thumb on The Scale Pan. And The Scale Now Shows 2 kg "That's Wonderful," Said The Woman. "I'll Take Both Of Them, Please!" In a Situation Like This, You Realize at Once That Your Integrity and Your Reputation are Firmly on The Line. Your Wisdom Becomes Foolishness and Your Cunning Becomes Stupidity *Until Now The Butcher Has His Head Inside The Big Deep Feezer Looking For The First Chicken 🐓* Remember: *Always Tell The Truth and You Will Be Free!!!* *Live To Express Yourself and Not To Impress Others* #honesty #integrity #corporatelesson #themanagementhelpline 

Know the value of every second of your life thatknow the value of every second of your life that you spend in wellness, you spend in wellness

*Be thankful.   Be patient*...............

       A movie theater announced that an 8-minute movie won the title of Best Short Film in the World ...

     So, it was decided to display this movie in the cinema for free, so that the largest crowd could gather to watch it ...

 

    The movie began with a snapshot of a room ceiling that is devoid of any decoration and of any details;  Just a white ceiling ...

    3 minutes passed without the camera moving and it did not move to any other scene, or any other part of the ceiling in the same room ...

    Another 3 minutes passed without the camera moving and without changing the scene ...

    After 6 boring minutes, the viewers started grumbling;  Some of them were about to leave the theater hall;  And some of them objected to the officials of the house because they wasted their time watching a ceiling ...

    Suddenly, before the majority became concerned and starting to leave, the camera lens slowly moved on a wall without any details as well until it reached down towards the floor, there a child appeared on a bed, who seems to be totally handicapped due to the spinal cord tare in his little body ...

    The camera slowly moved to the side of the handicap bed, showing a wheelchair without a back ...

    The camera moved to the boredom location of the ceiling again;  To show a sentence: *"We showed you only 8 minutes of this child's daily activity, only 8 minutes from the scene that this handicapped child watches at all hours of his life, and you complained and weren’t patient for only six minutes, you couldn't bear to watch it ..!* ...

   

    So know the value of every second of your life that you spend in wellness, and thank your Lord for every blessing bestowed on you, and you will not feel its existence unless you lose it ...

    We suffer from quarantine and the curfew, which is, God willing, for a limited time, and we do not know that there are millions who lived their entire lives in quarantine ...

    Covid-19 has forced us to have the time to think about many privileges , and we thank God for the blessing of the freedom of movement and out of the house to see life, breathe the air, and practice activity in its various colors ...

    Praise be to God for what God has blessed us with of which we have not realized...

 *We thank God for the blessings ever and forever*

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